December 2010
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“May your coming year be filled with magic and dreams and good madness. I hope...”
– ~ Neil Gaiman (via gatekeeper)
“In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get...”
– Woody Allen
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hey you, out there in the cold. getting lonely,...
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Kramer: Yo yo ma.
Jerry: Boutros Boutros-Ghali.
Elaine: ...Nice rack!
-Seinfeld, The Hamptons
When you’re weary, feeling small. When tears...
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Elaine: "Why do they call it a wedgie?"
George "Because the underwear is pulled up from the back until... it wedges in."
Jerry: "They also have an Atomic Wedgie. Now the goal there is to actually get the waistband on top of the head. It's very rare."
Elaine: "Boys are sick."
Jerry: "What do girls do?"
Elaine: "We just tease someone until they develop an eating disorder."
- Seinfeld, The Library